Aries
Do NOT start your own studio in 2011. I know how you are when you get an idea in your head, but this is NOT the year. Grit your teeth, lay out another newsprint advert for Kevin’s Kounty Kattle Kastration and dedicate yourself to others by donating fifty hours of pro bono work for the defenders of liberty and pursuers of justice. Lucky Color: PMS 3995
Taurus
2011 is a year for you to step away from the computer and/or window. The world is out there but you will never experience lasting anger and jealousy until you abandon your voyeuristic pleasures and meet real people. Avatars don’t count. Go find a special friend in your very own community! Lucky Color: PMS 684
Gemini
You are so good looking! Lucky Color: All of ’em.
Cancer
You should pray. 2011 is a year to really go for the gold ring, reach for the stars and push the envelope! It’s gonna hurt. Buck up, camper. Learning is fun! Stop basking in cozy stability and start living: pursue your dreams, explore new hobbies, meet new people. (And pray. Pray really hard.) Lucky Color: PMS 426
Leo
You’re feelin’ good, but in 2011, stop trying to be the center of attention all the damn time. Stop fixating on whether the sequins on your shirt match the tulle on your pant hems. Just put on a jacket and get down to the spaghetti feed. Lucky Color: PMS 15-5519. (Textile)
Virgo
Your due diligence, sound reasoning and record keeping will help you stay healthy in 2011. Also, stop eating fudge. Your pancreas is shot and Dr. Oscar Grunter is dead. Lucky Color: PMS 587 (Frothy Bile-Vomit Yellow)
Libra
Do NOT start your own studio in 2011. I know how you are when you get an idea in your head, but this is NOT the year. Grit your teeth, lay out another newsprint advert for Kevin’s Kounty Kattle Kastration and dedicate yourself to others by donating fifty hours of pro bono work for the defenders of liberty and pursuers of justice. And stop listening to that Aries in your life. You’re not twins. Lucky Color: PMS 3995
Scorpio
2011 is a year to shut up and get out of our hair! You are disingenuous, fight with everyone and twist situations to your benefits. Stop it! It’s not all about you against the world! Find a hobby or something. The stars say you’re due for some new friends in 2011. Go find ’em. Leave the rest of us alone for the year. Lucky Color: Process Yellow
Sagittarius
2011 pick a plan. You’re thinking long term and it’s time to get serious. Will you become involved in user interface design, greeting card illustration, or re-tile the bath? Whatever you choose, stop leaving the rest of us hanging while you romp after your newest obsession. Keep in touch, kay. Lucky Color: Lite-Brite Orange
Capricorn
Go ahead and show the new you. The thousands spent on therapy and protein drinks are starting to pay off. For once, your ambitions aren’t running ahead of execution. You can make this work, it’s just that you need to get out there and learn some finesse. Consider 2011 a time to start getting out there. Learn. Reality Check Color: 00FF00
Aquarius
You are a good designer. Clients get top notch work. Coworkers get your assistance at a moment’s notice. You have a big heart and we love you for it. Please though, do not use Serpentine in 2011, OR EVER AGAIN. EVER. EVER. A certain other typeface is ready to move from casual friend to something more. It’s never going to happen as long as Serpentine is in the picture. Lucky Color: PMS 208
Pisces
We know you love Facebook but the multiple accounts are starting to freak out even your closest friends. And what’s up with the Mona Vie decals on your car? Please, adopt a single online persona and lay off the multi-level-marketing in 2011. Lucky Color: Registration
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